MYlife: winner winner chicken dinner

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MYlife: ZomieLIFE

Ally had a birthday. We got ugly.





PHOTOS BY: henny

Mylife: texting

Maybe the best texts I've ever gotten.

from S: I'm always with you..
from me: Wait?! What!! Where?!?
from S: Im in your trunk... Totally kidding baby, bad joke!

I however thought it was awesome.

MYlife: in photographic reverse order.

Oct 1rst: It got cold out I get to bust out the shemagh I am ready for our islamic overlords. Seeing as how the hooded sweatshirt is my favorite article of clothing I'm in seventh heaven about now.

Sept 28: Brother and Sweet sister Kelli hosted a dinner party of no where near epic proportions and it was amazing. Especially for being entirely vegetarian.

Impressive by my standards anyways. Always a good time when tobias is around. The little girls and Travis kept me company along with these louts. Travis was suspended from school the next day for fighting. Well fighting back. Seriously? A kid protects himself and you kick him out? Nice work.

Sept 25: Friday played us as hosts at the Wolf Den to the Drinking Debacle. It kind of was a Debacle because we wanted to play Mario Kart and Mario Party but we didnt have Mario Kart and Mario Party ended up being entirely too confusing for us to figure out at that point so we ended up heading to GoliMar despite the face our house was already overrun with alcohol of every variety.

See told you. We had tons. We even made hop skip. Jared got a facefull of vodka and now doesnt' have to shave for a week. 30 beers, 4 limeaids, 4 lemonades, and a handle of vodka (minus whatever jared got hit with) and we had a very sticky kitchen floor to show for it is all.

Earlier friday night the whole fam showed up to help support Sweet Sister Amy's Style Wars contest entry as well as just get the hell out of the house for a bit. I really liked her entry by far and away the easiest on the eyes and my favorite even without knowing who had done it.

Judges must have felt the same damn way cause she won the whole thing. Grats sweet sister! Jonas photobombs the whole place. Kelli and Tobias always look lovely and I must add sweet sister in law Rachel looks better every time I see her! Andrew... well hes cute... I guess in a creepy way. And of course the queen herself now rules with her new YUDU.

Sept 23: We knocked out a window in the Wolf Den to make room for the new set of french doors to go in their place. It was kinda a spur of the moment (jared) thing to do but he got the doors for free and decided it must be done immediately. I like his approach to stuff. Get a hammer and just rip it out we can putty it later.

As we pulled up the tile on the outside of the house it was lined with newspaper from 1903 the house is over 100 years old kind of insane. It was actually built in 1901 so the back half we were tearing apart was from an additional work done 2 years later. The stories in the paper were kinda nutty we tried to keep the paper as best as we could but it just crumbled if you even breathed on it.

This little monster however wouldn't even budge if a whirlwind came through town we found him as well behind some of the outside tiles on the wall. An impressive specimen about the size of a quarter and really really creepy. Gah.... Not a fan but he made it out all in one piece, same as everyone else.

MURDERcycle: broken tail light = pig problems

So a busted tail light equals a ticket driving out to Salt Lake at 2 A.M. on a friday night. Then speeding in a construction zone on the way home in the Neon equals another ticker. Two in one night. Awesome. This is the cops shining the light in my car. They don't think its funny when you ask them if you show them your boobs can you get out of it.

Honestly though it was worth it a thousand times over, thanks to the lady of ladies.


Pretty good weekend all in all Earle Ladies are the hostess with the mostess in my honest opinion. A rather enjoyable evening out and about the town with seven ladies and a few young gentlemen I couldn't do without. You can view the whole set here if were dudes if were not why are you reading this blog? Creepy. Go away.

Oh and Jonas got his bike blowing up. Its dudical. Apparently it was only running on one cylinder the entire time he's had the thing now its running like a raped ape. It can also apparently accomodate up to seven people.

MURDERcycle: The pack gets bigger.

Congrats to the Nasty clan they have a new addition in the driveway. So Jonasty is the newest member in the Team Wolf lineup to the chopper squad. The Mayo man himself and his lady the hun make this motorbike almost look cute in the picture to the right but don't be fooled Jonas's new 5 hundy is a blue beast.

Thats right 5hundy. I know the pic says 4fiddy but there's be a bit of an U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D there and the double D is for dopeness.

Blasting down the streets is pretty choice I have to say. If you have the means (and I'm pretty sure you do brian and tim) I highly recommend picking one up.

T.W.M.C. I like it. It's got a nice ring to it. Team Wolf Motorcycle Club Balls yes. We need jackets, we need patches, we need commemorative t-shirts. Hmmm. Maybe we should just ride around a bit.

Oh and on a personal note: I have a hot new girlfriend.

English Language sucks

So the word "wind" as in "wind" your watch or wind your lights around the tree is spelled the same as the "wind" like blows in the wind? Tornado and hurricane strength winds ripped through a town today. Wait if I read that wrong its "winding" up a town? It must really suck to learn english.
I'm sure other languages are fraught with the same woe's (I learned woe just recently thanks to Hennefer) as english but they seem to be pretty common in english is all how is one to tell which wind (as in watch winding) is wind (as in the blowing of the wind)?

How about this one wound (as in wound lights around the tree) is the same as wound (as in I just went to World War 2 and all I got was this sucking chest wound) How the crap does that work? Who did this honestly? Is there no one we can speak to about this I really feel this should be addressed at some point I know there are much more pressing issues going on in the world at this point but this sucks. Immigrants must hate us.

MURDERcycle: even old ladies approve.

So there was a fair bit of discussion done by my family about how much of an idiot I am at my grandpas 82nd birthday yesterday. Not that its any different from any family gathering but the new subject of their disapproval was the loud and obnoxious mishmash of a motorcycle now in my parents driveway. My step-grandma even tried it on for size much to the amazement of the entire family. I have to say she doesn't look all that awkward on it at all its almost fitting.

Now baby brother Brian on the other hand looks like the badass biker from bombay! Fits like a glove on him I think. His wifey says he can get one if he gets a helmet for it but I don't think he ever will cause he has such pretty hair and stuff but I could be wrong he's a good man and we had a dinner or two just the two of us this weekend while his wife was out of town that was pretty awesome I dont get to hang out with him near as much as I did before he was married but its good to see he's nothing but better because of it in every way. Plus I got an awesome sister outta the deal and they got a dope dog.

I also got to hang out with the Wilkinson clan (well most of them) up in Lava hot springs and do some river running on tubes. I had apparently missed the wet tee shirt contest the night before but that didn't stop me from putting in an admission of my own and dunking myself down a few times my very first run on the river and lost my glasses rendering myself blind for the remainder of the weekend. I managed to have one helluva time despite it and got a sunburn, assorted abrasions, and a new set of broken sunglasses out of the deal. I think I really came out way ahead too. Good weekend to enjoy no labor.

MURDERcycle: knockin yer pants off.

So just a quick follow up to my last post. I ran our of gas now (twice) and have nearly lit my own leg on fire once (Baggy pants + Hot pipes = lesson learned). So far pretty good track record.

It doesn't matter that its burning my pants because Im doing a pretty good job of filling my pants with excited dumps every time I get on the thing.

Sorry for the visual, it's just that fun.

MURDERcycle

Well thats what my mom calls 'em. Murdercycle's I wasn't ever supposed to have one but she helped me co-sign on my very first one. I sold it a few years later. I instantly wanted another one the second I'd sold it. Well, That day came and went and so did a few more years. But, Redemtion is at hand. I've been looking at bikes for years now and couldn't imagine I'd ever find what I was looking for so I had thought I'd make one myself.

My boy Jared's been helping me to peep the classifieds on KSL and Craigslist. I'd found a few I'd really liked but they weren't exactly what I'd wanted but then this little number popped up and I couldn't believe my eyes.It was bigger than what I'd really wanted but can I complain? Apparently I can. I won't continue to though. I'm as happy as a clam. And damn neaer as smelly now too.

If you have the means I highly recommend picking one up. Especially since you can join my motorcycle possee.